马克吐温幽默经典语录
塞谬尔·朗赫恩·克莱门斯( l835～1910)，马克·吐温(Mark Twain)是其笔名。他是美国批判现实主义文学的奠基人，是幽默讽刺小说大师。
马克吐温幽默经典语录：
t to say:Late come of true facts, be like suddenly horseshoe, ah of shooting the head, pain!
马克.吐温说：迟来的真相，就像突然击中头部的马蹄铁，哎，痛啊!
t:Have no emotion to kiss, be like to die pork in person.
马克.吐温：没有情感的吻，就像在亲死猪肉一样。
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
保持沉默让大家以为你是个傻瓜比开口说话让大家确定你是傻瓜要好多了。
Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
万物都有极限——铁矿石不可能打造成黄金。
小编：人也好，东西也好，不能指望不切实际的突破极限，但还是可以因材施教朝着合适的方向发展。iron 虽然不能变成gold，打造个iron man 还是有可能的。
Truth is stranger than fiction，because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities;truth isn't.
真实比小说更不可思议，因为小说还得遵从可能性，真实可不用。
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
男人只有在承认自己是骗子的时候才最真实。
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
当朋友都开始称赞你很年轻，就是你正在变老的表现。
'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
“经典”是本书，人人都说好，人人都不读。
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
别总抱怨说整个世界都对不起你，这个世界不欠你啥，它先来的。
Those persons who have a good book but don't read are unlike and can't read the person of these books to own any advantage.
那些有好书却不读的人不比无法读到这些书的人拥有任何优势。
Rather shut up don't talk, don't be eager to expressing oneself, either.
宁愿闭口不说话，也不要急于表现自己。
Calculate to the person also unimportant with the stupid stupid impression.
就算给人以蠢笨的印象也不要紧。
Comity is such a kind of intense emotion of sanctity is thus sweet, firm and honest.
友谊是如此圣洁的一种激情，是如此甜蜜、牢固和忠诚。
Such of the characteristic can make the comity support life long-as long as don't think the other party borrows money.
这样的.特质可使友谊维系终身——只要不想对方借钱。
Among all animals, the mankind are the most ruthlessness, is unique make the happiness on pain and sufferings of animal. 在所有的动物当中，人类是最残酷的，是唯一将快乐制造在痛苦上的动物。
Don't give up your the imagination had no after, you can also exist, but although you living dead still.
不要放弃你的幻想。当幻想没有了以后，你还可以生存，但是你虽生犹死。
Tell the truth forever, such of words you need not recorded you to once say some what.
永远说实话，这样的话你就不用去记你曾经说过些什么。
Those persons who have a good book but don't read are unlike and can't read the person of these books to own any advantage.
那些有好书却不读的人不比无法读到这些书的人拥有任何优势。
Rather shut up don't talk, don't be eager to expressing oneself, either.
宁愿闭口不说话，也不要急于表现自己。 希望对你有用 还有 不过一些跟前面的重复了 请自己看
Don't give up your the imagination had no after, you can also exist, but although you living dead still.
不要放弃你的幻想。当幻想没有了以后，你还可以生存，但是你虽生犹死。
Tell the truth forever, such of words you need not recorded you to once say some what.
永远说实话，这样的话你就不用去记你曾经说过些什么。
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
戒烟是这个世界上最容易的事情了，我知道这个因为我干过无数次了。
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
最有趣的消息都是从孩子嘴里说出来的，因为孩子说出他们知道的一切之后就打住了。
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
有了一个新想法的人只是个怪人，除非这个想法成功了。
小编：所以，不要再抱怨怀才不遇啦，只有创意和想法是不够的，还需要把创意和想法成功实现的行动力哦。
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
猫和谎言的主要差别是猫只有九条命。
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
气候是我们期待的东西，天气是我们得到的东西。
