幽默的英语哲理名言

is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 恋情就象照片，须要大批的暗房时光来培育。

the neighbor. but don‘t get caught. 要居心去爱你的街坊，不过不要让她的老公晓得。

y is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信誉卡。

r put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等来日交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

flower does not make a spring一花独放不是春。

don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!你不是因为她的漂亮而爱她，而她却由于你的爱而俏丽。

future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. “当初的.幻想决议着你的未来”，所以仍是再睡一会吧。

ess is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 胜利是一个相关名词，他会给你带来良多不相干的亲戚。

wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪慧起来。

e should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应当有更好的方法开端新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

two‘s company, three‘s the result! 两个人的状况是不稳固的，三个人才是！

e there is a life,there is a way.有志者事竟成。

fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

14.a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 衣饰就象铁丝，它禁止你冒然举动但并不妨害你纵情的观看。

15.a friend in need is a friend indeed.患难见真知。

dren in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

y man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快活的独身汉早晚也会结婚，幸福不是永恒的嘛。

made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，荣幸的是在抉择友人方面他给了你留了余地。

work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? " “尽力工作不会导致逝世亡！”不外我不会用本人去证实。

20.i’ll never forget the time we share together.我永远也不会忘却咱们在一起的日子。

is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。生活就像巧克力，个中味道难以预感。

ng without goal is like sailing without a compass.没有目的的生涯就犹如不罗盘的航行。

alone could waken love!只有爱才干唤醒爱！